Please Excuse me Boss!

Today wasn’t an ordinary day at office since I had to play (test) a flash game which we are developing for a client. You would think Oh what a cool task spend entire day playing game wow, noooooooo trust me, it wasn’t cool at all.

The game is modified version of pacman. No matter how passionate one is about gaming but 6-8 hours of pacman? I must say this I WILL NEVER PLAY PACMAN AGAIN IN MY LIFE

Just kidding. I will have to play that stupid again on Monday work is work anyway…

This post isn’t about gaming, my friend Sudish Balan aka Prem who has a ‘keeda’ (bug) of coming up with wacky ideas, said today “Sam lets put up an excuse site” huh excuse website why? He said well it’s really easy to put up the site as we will have absolutely unique fresh content to put on the site and we can update it daily lol

People at our crazy circle like in any other organization love to bunk office and do many important things such as watch India lose a cricket match, smoke weed, taking dumps etc but the excuses what to say, Some really stupid some sad and some really bad ones and some REAL but so funny that had to include them.

I will be sharing them here… So you can avoid these because your boss is not as stupid as you think

Okay The list

I got a pimple on my bum

Hey boss my tonsil is really hurting bad

Ive been shittin for the past 3 days have to be near a toilet.

I just hurt myself while coming to office won’t be able to use mouse

My bike wouldn’t start

Got a very bad sinus headache had too much Mojito last night

Met my girlfriend after some time, we had sex all night now my back hurts

I am going home early my stomach is paining (seriously? are you in school)

I’ve not had any sleep last night

Feeling bad won’t be coming today

I have a hangover

“I have to go to some BIG hospital for a medical check up” (See how you can be ambiguous by saying BIG)

18 nov

My girlfriend is vomiting i’ll have to go

19 nov

was really sick

20 nov

I had gone to my dad’s factory got back home by 2..so din see any point of comin to office

26 nov

Went for a interview

16 Dec

Im off for the day

Ive pukin all nite

Ive been oukin

watever

29 July 2009!

Main ekdum sloshed hun….office nahi aa sakta

20 April 2010! my nose is flowing

Well I think the list will be very long and I’ll keep updating…

Meanwhile if you came across any interesting excuse, Just use the below comment form and post it here

Who knows I might develop a site one day, maybe I’ll call it smart-stupid-excuses .com lol

Nov 15, 2008

General

10 Comments

Imran Mirza on Nov 16,2008

Well, I have quite a few to share. I’ll post a few.

“Sir I hurt my eye while returning from this place”
“I am not feeling well”
“I have to pick up my friend from the airport”
“My head is paining”
“My ______ is ill, I have to take him/her to the doctor/for a check up. (This is the most versatile one which can be re-used quite a few times. Just fill in the blank with a new person every time.)

This one’s my favourite, “Oh! I thought we weren’t working today”

On second thoughts, it must be really hard for them too.
Paras Joshi on Nov 17,2008

Here are some more:
“Sir, i am in municipal office need to register my new address on ration card”
“My relatives are coming from —– and nobody is there to receive them from station”
“my tinky got fractured”

But not every reason is excuse. there are some serious reasons and there are some problems which an individual is facing everyday, though he is not mentioning all of them, every time. but some times there are some reasons which are not just excuses but, unavoidable circumstances!
Samir on Nov 17,2008

i agree with you completely.. Paras
Imran Mirza on Nov 17,2008

Heard this one today!

“I played 3 football games and I couldn’t get up the next day”
Devang on Nov 18,2008

One more excure……………
My Stomach is having headache. I’ll have to visit Pakistan at my Home. lol just kidding.
Allison Sellers on Nov 23,2008

Great website, the information is good, and the content will keep me coming back, thanks again.
Imran Mirza on Nov 25,2008

Another one, fresh off pan…

“I had seafood yesterday, so I am having diarrhoea. I am going to doctor right now, he will give me some tablets, so I wont be able to come to work today, cool na?”

I guess it brings out the creativity (or lack of it) out of us…
Imran Mirza on Dec 7,2008

Onemore – “I am not in town!”
kunal on Feb 12,2009

i want take take admission of my friend in my college lol
Rukmini on Sep 24,2009

A brilliant excuse!!! Though it was genuine with me!

“My parents are out and im not getting the key”