Today wasn’t an ordinary day at office since I was busy playing (testing) a flash game which we are developing for a client. You would think., oh what a cool task spend entire day playing video game….. wow, NO, trust me, it wasn’t cool at all.
The game is modified version of pacman. No matter how passionate one is about gaming, 6-8 hours of pacman, seriously ?
I will have to play that stupid again on Monday work is work anyway…
This post isn’t about gaming, my friend Sudish Balan aka Prem who has a ‘keeda’ (bug) of coming up with wacky ideas, said today “Sam lets put up an excuse site”
Huh excuse website why?
He said well it will be really easy to put up the site as we will have absolutely unique fresh content to update daily.
People at our crazy circle like in any other organization love to bunk office and do many important things such as watch India lose a cricket match, smoke weed, taking dumps etc but the excuses what to say, Some are really stupid, and some REAL….. but some are so funny that i had to share them.
I will be sharing them here… So you can avoid these because your boss is not as stupid as you think :p
Okay The list
I got a pimple on my bum
Hey boss my tonsil is really hurting bad
Ive been shittin for the past 3 days have to be near a toilet.
I just hurt myself while coming to office won’t be able to use mouse
My bike wouldn’t start
Got a very bad sinus headache had too much Mojito last night
Met my girlfriend after some time, we had sex all night now my back hurts
I am going home early my stomach is paining (seriously? are you in school)
I’ve not had any sleep last night
Feeling bad won’t be coming today
I have a hangover
“I have to go to some BIG hospital for a medical check up” (See how you can be ambiguous by saying BIG)
My girlfriend is vomiting i’ll have to go
was really sick
I had gone to my dad’s factory got back home by 2..so din see any point of comin to office
Went for a interview
Im off for the dayIve pukin all nite
Ive been oukin
Main ekdum sloshed hun….office nahi aa sakta
My nose is flowing
I got a stomach ache… Not well at all
Today morning was just leaving and tripped on the window pane while trying to get my shoes Cracked toe nail… Can’t walk
Well I think the list will be very long and I’ll keep updating…
Meanwhile if you came across any interesting excuse, Just use the below comment form and post it here
Who knows I might develop a website one day… dedicated to excuse 😉.
Well, I have quite a few to share. I’ll post a few.
“Sir I hurt my eye while returning from this place”
“I am not feeling well”
“I have to pick up my friend from the airport”
“My head is paining”
“My ______ is ill, I have to take him/her to the doctor/for a check up. (This is the most versatile one which can be re-used quite a few times. Just fill in the blank with a new person every time.)
This one’s my favourite, “Oh! I thought we weren’t working today”
On second thoughts, it must be really hard for them too.
Here are some more:
“Sir, i am in municipal office need to register my new address on ration card”
“My relatives are coming from —– and nobody is there to receive them from station”
“my tinky got fractured”
But not every reason is excuse. there are some serious reasons and there are some problems which an individual is facing everyday, though he is not mentioning all of them, every time. but some times there are some reasons which are not just excuses but, unavoidable circumstances!
i agree with you completely.. Paras
Heard this one today!
“I played 3 football games and I couldn’t get up the next day”
One more excure……………
My Stomach is having headache. I’ll have to visit Pakistan at my Home. lol just kidding.
Great website, the information is good, and the content will keep me coming back, thanks again.
Another one, fresh off pan…
“I had seafood yesterday, so I am having diarrhoea. I am going to doctor right now, he will give me some tablets, so I wont be able to come to work today, cool na?”
I guess it brings out the creativity (or lack of it) out of us…
Onemore – “I am not in town!”
i want take take admission of my friend in my college lol
A brilliant excuse!!! Though it was genuine with me!
“My parents are out and im not getting the key”