Today wasn’t an ordinary day at office since I was busy playing (testing) a flash game which we are developing for a client. You would think., oh what a cool task spend entire day playing video game….. wow, NO, trust me, it wasn’t cool at all.
The game is modified version of pacman. No matter how passionate one is about gaming, 6-8 hours of pacman, seriously ?
I will have to play that stupid again on Monday work is work anyway…
This post isn’t about gaming, my friend Sudish Balan aka Prem who has a ‘keeda’ (bug) of coming up with wacky ideas, said today “Sam lets put up an excuse site”
Huh excuse website why?
He said well it will be really easy to put up the site as we will have absolutely unique fresh content to update daily.
People at our crazy circle like in any other organization love to bunk office and do many important things such as watch India lose a cricket match, smoke weed, taking dumps etc but the excuses what to say, Some are really stupid, and some REAL….. but some are so funny that i had to share them.
I will be sharing them here… So you can avoid these because your boss is not as stupid as you think :p
Okay The list
I got a pimple on my bum
Hey boss my tonsil is really hurting bad
Ive been shittin for the past 3 days have to be near a toilet.
I just hurt myself while coming to office won’t be able to use mouse
My bike wouldn’t start
Got a very bad sinus headache had too much Mojito last night
Met my girlfriend after some time, we had sex all night now my back hurts
I am going home early my stomach is paining (seriously? are you in school)
I’ve not had any sleep last night
Feeling bad won’t be coming today
I have a hangover
“I have to go to some BIG hospital for a medical check up” (See how you can be ambiguous by saying BIG)
My girlfriend is vomiting i’ll have to go
was really sick
I had gone to my dad’s factory got back home by 2..so din see any point of comin to office
Went for a interview
Im off for the dayIve pukin all nite
Ive been oukin
Main ekdum sloshed hun….office nahi aa sakta
My nose is flowing
I got a stomach ache… Not well at all
Today morning was just leaving and tripped on the window pane while trying to get my shoes Cracked toe nail… Can’t walk
Well I think the list will be very long and I’ll keep updating…
Meanwhile if you came across any interesting excuse, Just use the below comment form and post it here
Who knows I might develop a website one day… dedicated to excuse 😉.